A Woman’s Attempt to Throw Her Unflushable Poop Out the Window on a First Date Leads to a Fire Department Rescue
Well congrats to these two . . . they both just scored a “What was your worst first date?” story that no
Stupid News
The Police Are Asking For the Public’s Help in Finding a “Jorts-Wearing Bandit”
It’s guys like this that give JORTS a bad name. Please come back in style, jorts. I miss you. The police
Emergency Crews Rush to Save a Body in a Creek, Which Turned Out to Be a Stuffed Dracula
See, THIS is what happens when Halloween decorations go on sale in August.
The fire department
The New Viral Food Craze is a Swineapple, a Pineapple Stuffed With Ham and Wrapped in Bacon
Ham and pineapple are pretty controversial pizza toppings, some people swear by it, and the rest think it’s
A Pony Joined a Bike Race in Poland
A pony escaped from a nearby field and joined The Tour of Poland bike race yesterday, and ran with the main pack of
A Man Breaks Into a Woman’s Home and Does the Dishes
This guy is obviously a scumbag. A guy named James King broke into a 21-year-old woman’s home in Hackensack,
A Fight Breaks Out at a Macy’s Makeup Counter Over Free Lipstick
Can’t we make it through ONE National Lipstick Day without carnage and chaos?
Yeah, it
Donald Trump Threatened to Sue “Sharknado” Two Years Ago … Because They Wouldn’t Cast Him as the President?
In January of 2015, the presidential election seemed like it was going to be between Hillary
Scientists Have Determined the Funniest Word in the World Is . . . “Booty”
Apparently the key to being funny is talking like a rapper from 1993.
A team of scientists out
A Woman Is Arrested For Chicken Nugget Battery
Anything can be a weapon if you’re angry enough, I guess.
A 20-year-old woman named Asia
