Sam’s Club Is Now Selling a Nine-Pound Bucket of Oreo Frosting
It’s nice when warehouse stores REALLY lean in to their reputations of selling things in ABSURD
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A Realtor Advertises a House Across From a Graveyard as Having “Quiet Neighbors”
I’m not sure I would want to live right next to a cemetery. But at least I know that other than possibly
Men Now Spend 59 Minutes a Day on Grooming
You don’t hear the term “metrosexual” anymore, and that’s a GOOD thing. Like, for the sake
There’s One Thing Still in Stock in Houston Grocery Stores
There’s a photo that’s going viral from a grocery store in Houston that shows empty shelves with one
Only 17% of Americans Know How Cottage Cheese Got Its Name . . . And the Others Have Some Wild Theories
About three-quarters of Americans say they like cottage cheese, according to a new survey. But just because we like
A Woman’s Attempt to Throw Her Unflushable Poop Out the Window on a First Date Leads to a Fire Department Rescue
Well congrats to these two . . . they both just scored a “What was your worst first date?” story that no
The Police Are Asking For the Public’s Help in Finding a “Jorts-Wearing Bandit”
It’s guys like this that give JORTS a bad name. Please come back in style, jorts. I miss you. The police
Emergency Crews Rush to Save a Body in a Creek, Which Turned Out to Be a Stuffed Dracula
See, THIS is what happens when Halloween decorations go on sale in August.
The fire department
The New Viral Food Craze is a Swineapple, a Pineapple Stuffed With Ham and Wrapped in Bacon
Ham and pineapple are pretty controversial pizza toppings, some people swear by it, and the rest think it’s
A Pony Joined a Bike Race in Poland
A pony escaped from a nearby field and joined The Tour of Poland bike race yesterday, and ran with the main pack of
