Ah yes, the old “I’m not a criminal, I’m a scientist” defense. A 33-year-old woman named Rosaria DeAngelo went into a CVS in Pittston, Pennsylvania last week and stole a battery charger. When an employee saw her, she pulled a KNIFE.
The cops came, and Rosaria told them they had it all wrong. She wasn’t robbing the CVS at knifepoint, it was all just a, “social experiment that went horribly wrong.”
As far as we know, Rosaria isn’t a scientist, a social psychologist, or even an aspiring YouTuber trying to make a prank show. So the cops didn’t buy her excuse, and she was arrested for felony robbery and misdemeanor assault, weapons possession, and theft.
(Here’s her photo.)